careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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