Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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