I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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