There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We left an ass print on the piano.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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