This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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