I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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