Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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