if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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