so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
she told me i tasted like america
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Bring me that man meat
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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