what day is it and did you see me today?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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