My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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