I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
