Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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