I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize
