By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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