Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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