just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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