Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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