If that was your dad, he is hot
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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