why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She told me I should be a condom model.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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