Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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