I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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