I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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