come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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