just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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