There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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