I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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