He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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