i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
ugly people sure do ruin things
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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