god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
dude. I can hear the air.
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