She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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