I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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