I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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