hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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