We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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