just come out here and I will go home with you...
well I can't set my house on fire every night
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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