Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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