ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Two words: blizzard sex
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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