pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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