She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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