Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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