yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Randomize
