I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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