We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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