Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
im on a boat
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