have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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