his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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