a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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