I have demons in me.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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