We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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