she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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