What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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