suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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