He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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