We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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