There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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